"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
03/31/2020 at 16:14 • Filed to: None | 1 | 52 |
unless you perhaps post a giant probably cause poster on the rear of your truck
MonkeePuzzle
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:16 | 5 |
as if the tail lights weren’t already enough of a crime
sony1492
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:17 | 1 |
It would be really surprising if one of their windows found itself busted out
MonkeePuzzle
> sony1492
03/31/2020 at 16:21 | 5 |
slashing tyres would be more effective at preventing them travelling :D
CB
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:21 | 13 |
I bet you every discussion with this person is calm, rational, and never devolves to threats.
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:21 | 5 |
I like how he’s so smart he can’t even spell Police right.
sony1492
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:22 | 2 |
Its c o mmunity service
ranwhenparked
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:22 | 17 |
Im surprised he has a real license plate and not one of these
MonkeePuzzle
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/31/2020 at 16:23 | 7 |
perhaps a regional issue, Polis is the governor here.
but perhaps you knew that, and were making the humours. in which case, lol.
For Sweden
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:23 | 5 |
Tired: Stay at home to sink consumer confidence
Wired: Cause millions of deaths to sink consumer confidence
MonkeePuzzle
> CB
03/31/2020 at 16:23 | 6 |
not a single chance they will yell about being a “sovereign citizen”
MonkeePuzzle
> ranwhenparked
03/31/2020 at 16:25 | 1 |
I had the same thought!
jimz
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:27 | 7 |
I’m sure he contributes so much to the economy.
Under_Score
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/31/2020 at 16:28 | 2 |
A quick Wikipedia search revealed that Polis is the governor and Hancock is Denver’s mayor.
CB
> ranwhenparked
03/31/2020 at 16:29 | 5 |
> “ Peace on Earth, good will towards men”
> Also very likely to shoot any cop who pulls them over
Tapas
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/31/2020 at 16:31 | 3 |
I mean, it’s not like the word is written on all cop cars and buildings.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:32 | 0 |
I’m surprised I got 4 comments in to see this (I’m counting replies, okay).
DipodomysDeserti
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:35 | 6 |
The declaration of a state of emergency and suspension of certain constitutional right under Trump has got to be coming as a huge surprise to certain people.
The one saving grace of this thing is that it didn’t hit while Obama was president. We’d be in an all out civil war.
vondon302
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:36 | 1 |
Wow
Whelp cleaned the hand guns time to clean the rifle. Us Muricans ain't gonna handle this well.
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> jimz
03/31/2020 at 16:41 | 3 |
He contributes a lot to ‘Murica and Freedom, nevermind that his idea of “Freedom” and “bootstraps” directly contradicts his use of a *socialist*
public road.
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> DipodomysDeserti
03/31/2020 at 16:43 | 2 |
These people will never learn that the virus doesn’t give a shit about our Rights and our Constitution and our Freedom, and that fighting it goes beyond the scope of those things.
Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
> ranwhenparked
03/31/2020 at 16:46 | 1 |
Is this the “sovereign citizen” bullshit?
Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:48 | 2 |
The one universal constant: assholes will always self-identify.
Gerry197
> Tapas
03/31/2020 at 16:49 | 3 |
I think he means the governor of Denver, which is Polis.
DipodomysDeserti
> Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
03/31/2020 at 16:56 | 0 |
I’m hoping we learn from this experience and develop better ways of dealing with pandemics while still maintainin g our personal freedoms. Because viruses aren’t going away, and there’s not really a point in living in a free society if it can’t deal with disasters while still remaining free.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 16:58 | 0 |
Well maybe we need to break off a country for these people, like a Pakistan. All the educated people can come with us and the rest can shoot at each other and worship Trump somewhere, let’s see how well that goes for them!
ranwhenparked
> Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom
03/31/2020 at 16:58 | 0 |
Yeah, I've seen ones that handwrite their own "license plate", reminded me of that guy's sign.
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> DipodomysDeserti
03/31/2020 at 16:58 | 0 |
Agreed,
I’m sure that
*
competent*
governments can work on this for the long term, once this fire is under control.
daveIT
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 17:01 | 0 |
I work in a “life-sustaining” business...a factory that makes doors...haha. I guess we make hospital doors or some thing like that sometimes... Anyway, if a cop pulls me over on the way to work to my super-important job, I’m just going to start violently coughing out the window on him/her and say I’m on the way to the ER. At least I still have a job I guess...hopefully my family doesn’t die.
daveIT
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
03/31/2020 at 17:01 | 1 |
Haha.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 17:02 | 0 |
Do take that position, actually, as I see it, requires a measure of thought.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Under_Score
03/31/2020 at 17:02 | 0 |
Oof
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> For Sweden
03/31/2020 at 17:03 | 1 |
I’ll take Door Number One, Bob.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> Gerry197
03/31/2020 at 17:05 | 1 |
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 17:25 | 0 |
Given our current lockdown conditions in Oz ...if old mate is traveling by himself to his place of work then he’s completely legal.
In which he’d be just another moron with a stupid sign ...
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> Under_Score
03/31/2020 at 17:44 | 1 |
I prefer my version as it underlines his level of intelligence. :P
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 17:44 | 2 |
I was unaware as a Canadian, but I like my version better :P
TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
> Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
03/31/2020 at 17:58 | 1 |
BUT I NEED MY GUNS SO I CAN SHOOT AWAY THE VIRUS.
Or something like that
Gerry197
> Future next gen S2000 owner
03/31/2020 at 18:04 | 0 |
Star for Community reference.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
03/31/2020 at 18:08 | 0 |
But hot barrels can’t melt steel beams
Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
> TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
03/31/2020 at 18:14 | 1 |
It needs to be fully automatic and be paired with grenades and rocket launchers too.
PyramidHat
> MonkeePuzzle
03/31/2020 at 18:49 | 1 |
So, the bumper sticker got cut off, but does it say “You are not special and nobody owes you anything”?
PyramidHat
> jimz
03/31/2020 at 18:51 | 1 |
Well, he bought those tail lights and that trailer hitch about 15 years ago...that’s something...
PyramidHat
> Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
03/31/2020 at 18:52 | 0 |
Probably a retiree on social security and medicare...
ttyymmnn
> TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
03/31/2020 at 19:08 | 1 |
In TX, gun stores have been deemed essential and are not required to close.
DipodomysDeserti
> Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
03/31/2020 at 19:14 | 0 |
Yes, and I th ink it goes beyond just governmental. This requires a societal paradigm shift.
ranwhenparked
> CB
03/31/2020 at 19:25 | 0 |
Well, they do clearly warn the officers that they do not consent to recieve a ticket
Tapas
> Gerry197
03/31/2020 at 19:54 | 0 |
Mmhm, I r ead the other comment.
I was just jumping on the joke band wagon
TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
> ttyymmnn
03/31/2020 at 23:01 | 1 |
MURICA
CB
> ranwhenparked
03/31/2020 at 23:40 | 0 |
Funny, you'd be surprised how that defense doesn't work.
Stef Schrader
> MonkeePuzzle
04/01/2020 at 11:52 | 1 |
The signs- on- trucks men are at it again!
MonkeePuzzle
> Stef Schrader
04/01/2020 at 12:05 | 1 |
nothign makes me respect someone less quicker than a sloppy bumper
sticker.
bumper sticker on paint instead of glass? bad
bumper sticker not put on straight? ultra bad
bumper sticker is homemade and invovles paper and gaffer tape? stop! JUST STOP!
bumper sticker is actually a massive poster?! WHY!?
the content of the sticker/poster is almost secondary.
Stef Schrader
> MonkeePuzzle
04/01/2020 at 14:38 | 0 |
Pretty much.